Record a 5-minute Loom. We write your monthly investor update in your voice and ship it back within 24 hours. $400/month. Cancel anytime.
We don't ghostwrite blind. The first call is a 30-minute voice-training session so the drafts sound like you, not a marketing department.
A sample update for a fictional pre-seed B2B SaaS startup. Real updates use your actual numbers, your voice, your asks.
TL;DR · metrics grid · highlights · lowlights · asks. The format investors expect.
From your Loom to draft in your inbox within 24 hours. Missed? That month is free.
Voice-trained from your past updates and Loom samples. Investors recognize you, not us.
We remind you when it's time. No more missed months because you forgot.
Copy-paste into Visible, Carta, Mercury, Gmail — wherever your investor list lives.
You can rewrite anything. We deliver the polished base — final voice is always yours.
We never see your cap table, your bank account, or your investor list. We see what you tell us in the Loom and form — nothing more.
You retain your distribution list. We don't access Carta, Visible, or your email. We deliver a doc; you send it.
AES-256 encryption. Voice samples and drafts deleted 90 days after each month's delivery.
Your updates, voice samples, and metrics are never used to train any model. They don't leave the engagement.
Every email gets a 24-hour response. No tickets, no tiers. One person owns the engagement.
Skipped investor updates cost intros, follow-on capital, and trust. The cost of writing one yourself is 2–4 hours every month. The cost of a fractional Chief of Staff to handle it is $4–8k/mo. We're in between for a reason.
Sources: typical retainer fees for fractional founder support; Visible (Carta) pricing tiers; agency-rate surveys 2025–2026.
FounderFile LLC operates one product: monthly investor updates for early-stage founders.
FounderFile LLC is a Delaware-registered company focused on one job: making sure pre-seed and seed founders never miss an investor update again. We don't bundle CRM tools, fundraising consulting, or pitch deck design. We write updates. That's it.
Our process is fixed: a 30-min voice-training call once, then 10 minutes of your time each month. We deliver in 24 hours. If we miss the SLA, that month is free.
When you book a call, you talk to whoever is responsible for the writing. No ticket queue, no support tiers. Every email gets a response within 24 hours.
First one is free. Record a Loom; we'll ship the draft in 24 hours. If you don't like it, no charge, no commitment.
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